That’s why it might even be a good idea to excuse yourself and take a couple minutes to check yourself before you whip out the goods.Īs the proud owner of a pair, you would know. You know, maybe clean up with little soap and water to get rid of any unsavory funk.
Trust me when I say, women tend not to enjoy getting a mouthful of funk, so please be courteous and clean and preen before anyone gets intimate with your package.
No? Just no? I can’t believe I even have to say this. If you’re feeling a little bloated and gassy, you hold those farts in out of gentility.
